50 Ways to Annoy a Ravenclaw

How to Annoy a Ravenclaw:
1. Rip every 45th page out of their textbooks.
2. Steadily "borrow" all of their quills.
3. While a lone Ravenclaw is walking down a hall, jump out and scream "KAW!" and flap you arms and run away.
4. When learning a new incantation, put emphasis on all the wrong syllables.
5. Speak in a very southern drawl.
6. Never ever ever use commas.
7. Stand in front of the entrance to their common room and keep getting the riddle wrong.
8. Put up a sign on the door to their common room saying "Dormitory Password Incorrect Too Many Times, Dormitory Locked, Contact Administrator for Assistance"
9. Blame it on a first year.
10. Blame it on a professor.
11. Call them Crow's Feet.
12. Remind them that only a dead Ravenclaw (and less so, an insane one) really had any part in the plot of defeating Voldemort.
13. Put a sign up on the library door, "Closed due to butterfly infestation."
14. Pick one Ravenclaw, and every time you see him/her, tell them, "The cake is a lie."
15. ^Bonus if it's a first year.
16. Refer to their dormitories as "The Roost."
17. Make black feathers rain from the Great Hall's enchanted ceiling.
18. Obviously, blame it on the Ravenclaws.
19. Speak like Yoda.
20. Invite them over for tea, but tell them they need a password to get in (no, tea is NOT in your common room).
21. Change the password before they get there.
22. Let a Hufflepuff in when the Hufflepuff uses the old password.
23. Tell them that only Loony Luna knows the real password.
24. Evacuate the room before they get back from asking Luna.
25. Raise your eyebrow any time they say anything and say, "Oh, really?"
26. Those quills that you borrowed- Magically bond them to the ceiling.
27. Inform them that they may have their quills back, you are done with them.
28. Hold a book burning.
29. Make it a bi-weekly event.
30. Ask why Ravenclaws aren't allowed to have ravens as pets.
31. Fill their common room with birds.
32. Make sure none of the birds are ravens.
33. Identify Luna Lovegood as the "Perfect Ravenclaw."
34. Replace all reading material in the Ravenclaw common room with material suited for 2nd graders.
35. Replace all music with Eminem and Kanye West.
36. Replace their ink with invisible ink.
37. Replace their ink with hydrochloric acid.
38. Lace their drinks with a sleep agent.
39. Bonus if that night they intended to pull an all-nighter.
40. Wear dark sunglasses are stare at them from across any room.
41. During exams, get the Slytherins, Gryffindors, and Hufflepuffs to do the Time Warp during the most difficult part of the exam.
42. Offer to do their laundry.
43. Add bleach. Lots and lots of bleach.
44. Dub them Parakeet-Feet.
45. Drop giant metal cages on them.
46. Wear you cloak as a cape and tell them, "Come Robin, TO THE BATCAVE!"
47. When making numbered lists, skip all multiples of 7.
48. Super-glue feathers to their arms.
49. Shortly after, violently rip said feathers off.
50. Steal their notes. Throw them in the Black Lake.